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Formatting/Extras: APM
Original Translation: Blastron
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Sneaking, sneeeaking…
Fwap!
Roooolling, roooolling…
CHOMP!
Time to eat!
Diiiiing. I’m a bit upset that I didn’t get any skills, but that’s really alright. Oh, more prey.
Sneeeeeaking, sneeeeeeeaking…
Fwap!
Roooolling, roooolling…
CHOMP!
Time to eat.
Hm? Something happened during all that? Oh yeah, the “Voice of Heaven” (heh) said something. Hmmm… a skill, right? , right? That’ll make it harder for enemies to notice me, hmm? It’s not like anyone’s been noticing me anyway, so, I don’t really need this… Well, it’s not like I’m going to refuse it if they’re going to give it to me anyway.
Oh, more prey.
Sneeeeeeeaking, sneeeeeeeeeaking…
Fwap!
Roooolling, roooolling…
CHOMP!
<Condition satisfied. Acquired Title .>
Eatin’ time.
Oh? I heard something again. A title? This is the first title I’ve gotten since I picked up and way back when, huh… I tried a bunch of different things to get some titles a while ago, but nothing worked. , huuuuh… I’m seriously turning into a ninja, here.
Whoa, even more prey.
Sneeeeeeeaking, sneeeeeeeeeaking…
Fwap!
Roooolling, roooolling…
CHOMP!
<Condition satisfied. Acquired Title .>
Time to eat.
Oh? Yet another announcement, huh. ? Maaaan, but basically all of my time in this dungeon has been spent killing monsters! Why now? Hmm, maybe… maybe this is a title earned for crushing countless monsters. Yeaaaah…
Wha?! Another prey!
Sneaking, sneeeaking…
Fwap!
Roooolling, roooolling…
CHOMP!
Time to eat…
Seriously, again? This is a great day for gains. But, seriously, . I mean, what kind of name for a skill is that? That sure sounds pretty negative, doesn’t it?
Man, but have I been eating or what? My stomach had completely emptied itself after I evolved, but it’s finally starting to swell back up again. Maybe that mysterious food-vanishing stomach was a one-time thing, from right after I evolved. Phewwww. If I’d had to keep filling up my pocket-dimension stomach forever, I’d hit a really bad point on my Engel curve… although, I don’t have any money, so I’m not sure if I even fall on an Engel curve to begin with.(TL.1) I’m broooooke.
…Wait up a bit, hm? I was a bit hungry, so I was just kind of gliding along wherever, but… today’s been really good for whatevering my whatevers? I whateverly whatevered my whatevers, so whatever, you know.
Yeah. Let’s calm down first, shall we.
My level went up. This is good! This happens a bunch when I hunt, so this isn’t really surprising.
Next is my skill. That’s also good! I can’t really say it’s useful, right now, but it’s better than nothing, so I will take it if I can get it.
I got some titles, too! That was a little strange, right? Well, getting titles is good, right? It’s seriously great, right? Getting two of them in a row is seriously… well, you know, right?
Let me see… and . What dangerous-sounding titles! Ugh, none of my titles are respectable at all. Even after all this time…
So, is a pretty ninja-esque title. It got me and [Shadow Magic], so of course it’s got that kind of feel. With , can I literally dive into the shadows? If I can strike from the shadows themselves, this will become a seriously useful skill. Of course, y’all are aware I can’t use a lick of magic, right? Tell me the gosh-darned instructions, already! Uggggh. The manual, please…
I understand even less about . What’s this? ? ? I have no idea what these ridiculously vague skills are supposed to do. Hmmmm? Well, if I take these skills exactly at face value, then might these be just straight-up stat bonuses to offense and defense? Maybe it’s a support skill that can boost them temporarily? Well, if it’s permanent, it would be way better; I have no idea how I’d activate it if it were temporary. Well, either way, I should leave them alone for now.
But then what’s with this skill I got at the end? This seriously has a negative effect, doesn’t it? Don’t even joke about things like that to a girl, “Voice of Heaven”! I’ll beat you up! You callin’ me fat?! Wrong! Absolutely wrong!! I just ate a little while ago, that’s all this is! I’ll be back to my slender self again overnight! Check out this leg, this long and slender leg! A beautiful leg, so thin that it might break at any moment! No human can possibly match the slenderness of my stick-like legs! So who’re you callin’ fat?! If I hadn’t just eaten, you’d be callin’ me thin!
Haaah… haaaaaaaaaah. Man, that was pointless. Nobody ever called me fat in my previous life, so I might have overreacted a little just now. No, people tended to call me skinny or even bony before.
Well, although, today was a pretty spectacular day for progress, wasn’t it? This was the first time I’ve gotten so much stuff all at once. It would be great if I could keep up this pace for eeeeever. Hm? Optimistic? Me? Yyyyyyep!